A Key I Learned Recently

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Fellow Seducers,

In the course of the past few weeks, I have been ill. Some would see that as a set back--not me. There are lessons to be learned in the midst of it and here are a few of them:

1. Illness is not seductive-- Being ill, you will nearly always look your absolute worst. This is even worse than wking with terrible morning breath. You feel sick, look sick, and smell that way too. If the object of your affection has any chance of seeing you, try to do what you can to alleviate these setbacks. And try to be optimistic in you illness.

2. Needing people is seductive-- In any situation, people are flattered when you ask for their help. This increases when you are ill. You have appealed to their vanity and humbled yourself in asking for their help at all. And you're ill--even if the person did not seem especially attracted to you, you have (by asking for help) given them the opportunity to feel needed and look attractive for others. Congratulations, you have made them feel better.

3. Optimism is seductive-- No matter how terrible your situation (and I have been in a few terrible ones myself), remember to be optimistic about things. People will say what a good outlook and attitude you have on everything, how uplifting it is to see you, and they will want to visit you. Just think how depressing it is to spend time around negative people. You don't really ever want to be there. We all have negative moments, but the less we show them to others, the more seductive we become. **Also, remember to show that you do know what is happening, the situation you're in, the consequences or possible badnews that is looming over you--and still remain happy in spite of it.

Always find the silver lining and people will enjoy you more for it. You don't have to be incredibly perky, only confident in life and yourself. Once again, confidence is key.

Happy seductions.